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Don't you wanna dream again?

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Now it's calling for me go back to the start

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Wishing on the starlight

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In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow

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Just step on the new stage don't be shy

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Gonna take the challenge of God

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Kyo-Let's☆Mo-Let's☆Dynamic!

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Let's! Go! Go! Big panic

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I don't care 'bout limits, no regret

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Make me tougher even though I lose

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Nothing gonna stop me no mo' try me

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So-Zets☆Cho-Zets☆Dynamic!

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Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!

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Keep on going power pumpin' up

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something greater waiting not so far away

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[SUN giggling]

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[yawns]

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Don't panic, you're on
the right channel.

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This episode of Dragon Ball
Super is a crossover.

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Thank you.

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♪

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[ARALE sings]
♪ Here she is

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♪ Arale's here
to have some fun ♪

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♪ Yay, yippee, hooray, hurrah

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♪ Pitter-patter, zip zoom run

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♪ Beep beep beep boop bop bong

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♪ Gathcans, too!

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♪ It's an explosion of
all your hopes and dreams! ♪

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♪ Happy is the sun in the sky

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♪ Piggety pig goes oink

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[CHORUS sings] ♪ What's going
to happen today? ♪

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♪ What could be in store?

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♪ In Penguin Village
there's adventure galore ♪

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♪ I can't wait
to see-see-see-see ♪

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♪ Ha ha ho hoo hee!

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♪

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--[GATCHAN ONE] Ha!
--N'cha!

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--[ARALE] Ho?
--[GATCHANS] Uh!

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Hey, Doc, where ya going?

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[SENBEI] Oh. Just over
to West City, my dear girl.

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--[ARALE] Woo-hoo-hoo!
--[GATCHANS chattering]

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I get to go to
the big city! Hooray!

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--[GATCHANS] Cupi-poo!
--No way.

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[SENBEI] Now be a good girl
and watch over things here.

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[ARALE]
Aww.

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[GATCHANS]
Cupi.

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[yawns]

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[FEMALE REPORTER 69A]
Greetings to everyone out there

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in TV land! We are
coming to you live

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from the annual
World Inventors Awards

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right here in
beautiful West City!

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This event recognizes
the most outstanding

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inventions of the past year.

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And look, there's the master
of ceremonies now,

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our very own
superstar, Mr. Satan!

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All the talented tinkerers
who've been nominated

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are gathered here,
eagerly waiting to find out

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which gadget will take home
the top prize of the night.

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Excuse me, sir,
could I have a word?

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[VEGETA growls]

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[FEMALE REPORTER 69A shrieks]

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Stay tuned to find out who wins!

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Yay.

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Would it kill you to smile,
just for one day?

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Yeah, Dad, this is
supposed to be a big party.

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Mom's invention is
about to win top prize.

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It's a really big deal for her.

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And it has nothing
to do with me.

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--[TRUNKS, BULMA gasp]
--[CROWD cheering]

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Yes, yes. Thank you, thank you.

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Honored guests,
I'd like to thank you

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for taking time away
from inventing stuff

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to be here as we celebrate
you inventing stuff.

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Now, without further ado,

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the moment you've all
been waiting for!

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Oh man, having a day job
sure is boring.

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Now listen here, Goku!

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Mr. Satan went out of
his way to get you

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this security job,
so you're gonna take it!

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Y'know it's about time you did
some serious work for a change!

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And be sure to fix
your hair before you go!

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Yeah, that's easy
for her to say.

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[GOKU yawns]

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Aww, damn it.

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[ripping]

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[GOKU] Ah, forget about it.
This is hopeless.

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[MALE SECURITY GUARD 69A]
Uh, you can't just leave.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm pleased to announce

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the Academy has chosen
as this year's

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most outstanding invention...

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[drumroll]

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The Reality Machine
Number Two,

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created by
Penguin Village's own,

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Dr. Senbei Norimaki!

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--Who, me? Well, all right!
--[CROWD cheering]

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Thank you, thank you!
You're too kind, really!

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[MR. SATAN] Hey, Doc, come on
up here and say a few words.

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[SENBEI clears throat]

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Thank you all
for that warm reception.

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I am Senbei Norimaki.

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Or, as my cruel and hurtful
detractors are so

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maliciously fond of
calling me, "Dr. Slump."

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However! Once you get a load
of my prize-winning invention,

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I think you'll all agree
that I am, indeed, a genius!

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I call this game-changer

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"the Reality Machine
Number Two!" Ta-da!

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Hey there, can I get
a round of applause?

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[CROWD cheering]

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So, Dr. Norimaki,

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what exactly does this
little gizmo do, anyway?

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[SENBEI chuckles]
I'm glad you asked, my friend.

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Here, allow me to demonstrate.

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As you can see,
there's nothing inside.

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Nothing at all.

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[SENBEI grunting]

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[REALITY MACHINE 2 grunting]

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Bum-ba-da-dum!

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Well? Impressed?

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Oh yeah, they're
impressive all right.

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No! Not the girls
in the magazine!

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The fact that the girlie
magazine you're holding

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was created out of nothing,
that's what's impressive here!

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[MR. SATAN]
Huh?

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[SENBEI] Don't you see?
The machine was able to tell

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what the thing I most desired
in that moment was,

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and then materialized it
out of thin air!

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[CROWD gasping]

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Eerie, no? Sometimes I even
scare myself with my genius.

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Okay, but of all the things
you could wish for,

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why would you waste a wish
on a girlie magazine?

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[SENBEI chuckles] This machine
can only sense the desires

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you want so badly, you'd be
willing to die for them.

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Just how interested are you
in bikini-clad girls,

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'cause it seems like
a little too much.

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[SENBEI] Well, Mr. Satan,
would you like to give it a try?

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--[MR. SATAN] Ooh! Can I?
--[MAN] Left. Right.

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--[SENBEI] Of course!
--[MAN] Left. Right.

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[SENBEI] Just concentrate
as hard as you can

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on something
that you really want!

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[MR. SATAN]
All right, here goes.

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[MAN]
Right. Left. Right.

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[REALITY MACHINE 2 grunting]
Bum-ba-da-dum!

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Ooh! Wow, it's
just what I wanted!

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Ladies and gentlemen,
no one here objects

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to Dr. Norimaki receiving
this prize, am I right?

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--[CROWD cheering]
--[cameras shutters clicking]

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That really is remarkable.

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So awesome!
I want one right now!

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[VEGETA]
Hmph.

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[MAN]
All right.

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[SENBEI] Thank you. From the
bottom of my heart, thank you.

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I never thought
this day would come!

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In that case, I'll give you
your medal now.

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You've truly earned
this one, Dr. Norimaki.

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Thanks!

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[MAN]
I object!

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[BOTH gasp]

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--[BULMA] Huh?
--Who's that?

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[MAN chuckles]

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Dr. Mashirito!

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As this generation's
greatest scientific mind,

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not to mention Norimaki's
most well-known rival,

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imagine my surprise
when I failed to receive

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even an invitation
to this silly gala!

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Wait just a minute!

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Ah, I knew it! See!

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In the original Dr. Slump
comics, you died!

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So how the heck can you
be standing here now?

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--[MASHIRITO grunts]
--Eh?

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I was so upset about
being snubbed I escaped

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from the Home For Infinite
Losers just to get my vengeance!

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[SENBEI]
Aaah!

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Well, that's an unscientific
thing for a scientist to do!

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Have you no respect
for the laws of nature?

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[MASHIRITO]
N'ha. Come on out!

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[ARALE]
One. Two. One. Two. One. Two.

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--N'cha!
--[GATCHANS] Cupi-poo!

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Arale! And the
Gatchans, too, huh?

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Yup, that's right!

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[GATCHANS]
Cupi-pee!

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[MASHIRITO] You left them
all alone at your place,

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so I mixed some of this
in with their food.

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I call this elixir "Playtime-X"!

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It's a tonic that takes
a child's desire to play

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and multiplies it a hundredfold!

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[ALL]
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

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All right,
Arale and you Gatchans,

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go ahead and cavort
with everyone here!

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Cavort to your hearts' content!

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I can't abide anyone
who would dare to ignore me!

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So run amok! Ruin this thing!

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--Okay!
--[GATCHANS] Cupi-poo!

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Oh, this could get ugly!

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Hey. I'm the star of this show

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and now they're trying
to upstage me!

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Wait, brainstorm coming.

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If I were to buddy up with those
spotlight-stealing runts,

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then maybe...
[chuckles]

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Hey there, little ones!

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How'd you like to play
with me, famous Mr. Satan?

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[ARALE, GATCHANS]
Oh wow, really?

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Yes, really, I promise!

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Right now we're
in the middle of a

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very important televised event,

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but soon as it's over,
we can play tag.

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Woo-hoo-hoo! Yay!
Tag, you're it!

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[MR. SATAN groaning]

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--[ARALE laughing]
--[SENBEI screams]

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[CROWD gasping]

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[ARALE]
Table for two!

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Chop!
[laughs]

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[SENBEI] Hey, Arale!
You can't do that! Stop it!

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[MR. SATAN gasps, grunts]

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Don't worry, folks,
I've got this!

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Please evacuate in a calm
and orderly manner!

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[CROWD screaming]

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[ARALE laughing]
Ka-bam!

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Hey there, muscles,
could you, um...?

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[VEGETA sighs]
Okay, fine.

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Another brat raised
without discipline.

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Only weakling parents would
let her get away with this.

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Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

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[VEGETA]
Hey, small child!

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[ARALE]
Ho-yo?

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Want someone to
play with? Play with me.

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[ARALE]
Are you strong, mister?

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Yep.

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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

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--[VEGETA] Science guy!
--Yes?

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[VEGETA]
Are you okay with this?

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Just as long as you're careful
and nobody gets hurt!

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Ready? Here I come!

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Heh!

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[ARALE yells]

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[VEGETA chuckles]

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[snoring]

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[GOKU babbling]

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Vegeta? What did you
do this time?

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That girl's way too strong!

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Only a character from
an early 80s gag manga

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could have so much power!

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What's a gag manga?

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And a-one, and a-two,
and a-beep, beep, beep!

244
00:11:08,030 --> 00:11:10,160
--Ho-yo-yo?
--[GOKU] Uuh?

245
00:11:12,870 --> 00:11:13,900
[ARALE yells]

246
00:11:13,930 --> 00:11:15,170
[GOKU yells]

247
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,140
[VEGETA]
You two know each other?

248
00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:19,070
[GOKU, ARALE]
Who are you again?

249
00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:20,710
Hey, Goku, be careful!

250
00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:23,740
That girl's the one who sent
Vegeta flying through the wall!

251
00:11:23,780 --> 00:11:25,910
Whoa, really? That was you?

252
00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:27,150
It sure was!

253
00:11:27,180 --> 00:11:28,780
[MR. SATAN] She may look
sweet and innocent,

254
00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:31,250
but she's been brainwashed
by an evil scientist!

255
00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,450
You have no choice
but to bop her on the noggin

256
00:11:33,490 --> 00:11:34,890
and snap her out of it!

257
00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,760
[GOKU]
Aw come on, guys, no way.

258
00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:39,130
I'm not gonna clobber
an adorable kid!

259
00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,830
[VEGETA]
Out of my way, Kakarot!

260
00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:43,960
I won't stand by and let some
little girl humiliate me!

261
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,970
Wait, calm down! I'm sure
we can figure something out!

262
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,770
--[VEGETA yells]
--[GOKU shrieks]

263
00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:57,010
--[ARALE yells]
--[VEGETA chuckles, groans]

264
00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,280
Tag! You're it now!

265
00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:01,910
[VEGETA grunts]
What a pest!

266
00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:03,920
How did she circle
the earth so fast?

267
00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:06,920
Oh, that seals it. She's gotta
be a gag manga character.

268
00:12:06,950 --> 00:12:09,420
So the conventional rules
don't apply to her.

269
00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:11,220
If I keep fighting
in a realistic way,

270
00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:14,060
I don't stand a chance.
Which means...

271
00:12:14,090 --> 00:12:15,160
UFO!

272
00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:16,130
What? Where?

273
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,060
--[VEGETA yells]
--[ARALE] Uh!

274
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,500
Hm. That oughta show her.

275
00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:26,840
[BOTH shriek]

276
00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,310
Oh no, what have you done?

277
00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:31,340
Wow, Vegeta. You've really
gone way too far this time!

278
00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:34,080
Don't blame me,
she started it!

279
00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:35,080
[VEGETA, GOKU scream]

280
00:12:35,110 --> 00:12:36,950
[BOTH scream]

281
00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:38,950
[ARALE]
Come on. Come on.

282
00:12:42,090 --> 00:12:43,460
[laughing]

283
00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:45,560
Wait, you're not even a human?

284
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,930
Yup, that's right. I'm a robot!

285
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,960
What? You're kidding me?

286
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,500
Hoy!

287
00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:53,370
[laughing]

288
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,470
What's wrong with you?

289
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,470
Flouting the laws of physics
for just a cheap gag--

290
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,840
it violates everything--

291
00:12:57,870 --> 00:12:59,410
Okay, mister, now it's my turn!

292
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,440
Listen when I lecture you!

293
00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:03,810
[ARALE]
Nnnnnnnnn!

294
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,580
Arale Kick!

295
00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:09,220
[groaning]

296
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:13,420
[ARALE laughs]
Wait for me! Wait for me!

297
00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:16,490
Oh, yay, I caught up to you!

298
00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,060
Hoy! Head-butt!

299
00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:20,090
[VEGETA yells]

300
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,390
[ARALE]
Bye-cha!

301
00:13:22,430 --> 00:13:26,270
[BULMA gasps] She just got rid
of Vegeta like it was nothing!

302
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:27,600
Wow.

303
00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:29,840
[ARALE]
Come on, let's play!

304
00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:32,170
Hang on, that head-butt
just jogged my memory!

305
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,840
You're Arale from
Penguin Village, right?

306
00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:37,910
[ARALE gasps]
And you're Goku, but older!

307
00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:39,950
Wait, he knows that girl?

308
00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:41,310
I see you're as strong as ever!

309
00:13:41,350 --> 00:13:43,950
Now I'm actually gettin' excited
about goin' head-to-head!

310
00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:46,190
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

311
00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:49,620
All right, just gimme
a second here, okay?

312
00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:51,420
[grunts]

313
00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:53,560
Whoa, super cool!

314
00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:57,460
'Kay, here I go!

315
00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:00,200
[GOKU]
Uh?

316
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,640
[ARALE]
N'cha!

317
00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:05,240
Ha!

318
00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:07,340
[BOTH gasp]

319
00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:13,610
[GOKU panting, chuckling]

320
00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:15,950
Woo! Man, you are too much!

321
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,180
[laughing]

322
00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:20,950
Whee, that was fun!
Why don't we do it again?

323
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,960
But a hundred times stronger!

324
00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:25,260
What?! A hundred times?

325
00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:27,190
He-heh. Bring it on!

326
00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:29,500
Hey, you're sure you can
stop that thing, right?

327
00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:31,300
I mean, you're gonna
stop it, right?

328
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,470
Who knows? She is
ridiculously tough.

329
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,200
That's what makes
this so exciting!

330
00:14:35,230 --> 00:14:36,470
[ARALE giggles]

331
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:40,270
[GOKU chuckles]
Let's see what happens!

332
00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:47,550
Aaah! It's the end of the world!

333
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:49,950
If even Goku is powerless
to pummel this

334
00:14:49,980 --> 00:14:53,450
adorably savage robot,
there's no one on Earth who can!

335
00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:54,650
[BULMA]
Not on Earth.

336
00:14:54,690 --> 00:14:58,960
But I can think of
at least one guy. Hm!

337
00:14:58,990 --> 00:15:01,530
[WHIS] I see.
That is quite the dilemma.

338
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:05,200
[BULMA] Yeah, so you've gotta
send Lord Beerus here ASAP!

339
00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:07,370
I'll ask you not to
speak of a god

340
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,170
as though he were
a pizza deliveryman.

341
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,500
I'll put together a spread
of delicious food for you.

342
00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:13,470
Please?

343
00:15:13,510 --> 00:15:16,140
[snoring]

344
00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:18,480
[WHIS] I'm afraid your timing
couldn't be worse.

345
00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:22,310
Not even I would dare rouse him
in the middle of a nap.

346
00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:23,580
Best of luck to you.

347
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:25,220
Wait, no!

348
00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:28,090
Cupi-pee.

349
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,150
Pu-po.

350
00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:31,060
In that case, we'll have
to rough up Mashirito

351
00:15:31,090 --> 00:15:32,660
and get him to tell us
how to keep that thing

352
00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:35,090
from wrecking the world!

353
00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:36,700
[MASHIRITO chuckles]

354
00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:39,630
[BOTH panting]

355
00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:41,200
[MASHIRITO]
Come on, is that all you've got?

356
00:15:41,230 --> 00:15:42,670
I'm disappointed.

357
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,340
Oh, this is hopeless.

358
00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:46,140
Aw, poop!

359
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:47,670
[SENBEI]
Uh? Ah!

360
00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:49,480
That's it, my boy!

361
00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:52,440
Poo-poo! Doo-doo! Caca! Feces!

362
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,410
Number Two, on the double!

363
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:56,320
Now we're talkin'!

364
00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:58,250
[BOTH]
Uh...?

365
00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:02,590
[SENBEI, REALITY MACHINE 2
grunting]

366
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:05,090
[REALITY MACHINE 2]
Bum-ba-da-dum!

367
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,230
Ew, gross!

368
00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:07,460
Take that to Arale right away!

369
00:16:07,490 --> 00:16:08,660
It should distract her for a bit

370
00:16:08,690 --> 00:16:10,330
and buy us at least
a little time!

371
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,060
Uh, Bulma, please, ladies first.

372
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,370
Me? You take it!
You're the World Champ!

373
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,100
Aww, man!

374
00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:25,480
--[GOKU] Huh?
--[TRUNKS yelling]

375
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:28,280
[TRUNKS yelling]

376
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:29,750
Poop!

377
00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:34,050
[ARALE]
Huh?

378
00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:36,520
Pokey poo! Pokey poo!

379
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,460
Pokey, pokey poo!
Pokey, pokey poo!

380
00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:41,390
[GOKU] Uh, what the heck's
goin' on here?

381
00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:44,100
You're merely
delaying the inevitable!

382
00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:46,570
As soon as she loses interest
in that pile of excrement,

383
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,200
you'll all still be doomed!

384
00:16:48,230 --> 00:16:51,100
Hey, genius, ya got any plans
that don't involve dookies?

385
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,640
[SENBEI grunting]

386
00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:54,810
What about you, Number Two,

387
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,610
any bright ideas over there?

388
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,240
Hey, I don't know why
you're asking me.

389
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,350
I can't produce anything
unless somebody imagines it.

390
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:04,220
Imagine. I've got it!

391
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,620
There we go!

392
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:08,650
Everyone watching at home,
I want you to picture

393
00:17:08,690 --> 00:17:10,590
the most delicious food
you've ever had,

394
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:13,630
and direct that mental image
towards your TV!

395
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,160
[REALITY MACHINE 2]
Huh?

396
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,470
[BULMA]
Maybe it's a local delicacy.

397
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,400
Or the dish your mom makes for
you when you're feeling down.

398
00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:25,840
I'll explain everything later,
but if you don't do this now,

399
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,840
it could mean
the end of the world!

400
00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:29,780
[ARALE]
Pokey poo!

401
00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:31,640
[sighs]

402
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:32,680
[chuckles]

403
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:34,480
She's bored of it already?

404
00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:36,450
It sure looks like it.

405
00:17:40,150 --> 00:17:41,650
What's going on over there?

406
00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:43,590
Yeah, what is going on?

407
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,460
Exactly what it looks like.

408
00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:47,830
People around the world are
imagining the greatest cuisine

409
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:49,460
they can think of,
and your invention

410
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,630
is combining them
into one super-food.

411
00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:55,100
[MASHIRITO laughing]
Oh now, this is just sad!

412
00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:56,540
I don't care
how scrumptious it is,

413
00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:58,770
what good is a snack
going to do now?

414
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,640
[REALITY MACHINE 2 grunting]

415
00:18:01,670 --> 00:18:04,140
Bum-ba-da-dum!

416
00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:05,710
--[SENBEI gasps]
--[BULMA] Amazing!

417
00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:07,710
[SENBEI]
It's so bright!

418
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:15,250
Really? That's the most
delicious thing on the planet?

419
00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:17,290
Doesn't look too appetizing.

420
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,760
Then good thing
it's not for you.

421
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:22,530
Eh!

422
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:26,430
Ka... me...

423
00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:27,730
[ARALE inhales]

424
00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:33,310
...ha... me...

425
00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:34,740
[TRUNKS]
Aaah!

426
00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:38,310
[WHIS sighs] I don't
believe I've ever traveled

427
00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:40,350
quite so quickly
to get here before.

428
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,850
It worked!

429
00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:44,580
[BEERUS]
Mm?

430
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:47,290
[MASHIRITO] Well, now who
the heck is this guy?

431
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,520
Are you telling me
they cooked up that

432
00:18:48,550 --> 00:18:51,460
little food pellet
just to summon him?

433
00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:52,490
Hey, you there!

434
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,590
Yes, you in the
oversized genie pants!

435
00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:57,200
I don't know who you think
you are, but read the room!

436
00:18:57,230 --> 00:18:58,430
We're in the middle
of something here.

437
00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:01,930
Besides,I'm the star
of this episode!

438
00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:04,600
What's happening?!
What are you doing to me?

439
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,870
It doesn't matter if you're
an animal, mineral, or ghost,

440
00:19:06,910 --> 00:19:09,640
there is nothing in the universe
Lord Beerus can't destroy.

441
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,580
[MASHIRITO]
I'll be back!

442
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,650
[SENBEI]
Nnnnnnh!

443
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,520
Yummy!

444
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,920
Yummy, yummy, yummy,
yummy, yummy, yummy,

445
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,930
yummy, yummy,
yummy, yummy! Yummy!

446
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,460
[ARALE]
Wow, what a huge kitty-cat!

447
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,600
Hello! Kitty-cat!

448
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,770
Hey, Mr. Kitty-Cat,
wanna play?

449
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,670
--[TRUNKS] Shh!
--[ARALE] Ho-yo?

450
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,340
Hey, watch what you say.

451
00:19:38,370 --> 00:19:40,840
That kinda thing doesn't sit
too well with Lord Beerus.

452
00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:41,970
He could destroy you--

453
00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:43,880
[ALL yell]

454
00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:47,450
Ooh! I've lost my head again.

455
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,880
Any nuisance who would
dare to interfere

456
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:53,690
with the delectable sensation
currently in my mouth

457
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,920
will pay the ultimate price.

458
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,420
Kitty-cat?

459
00:19:58,460 --> 00:19:59,830
All you gotta do
is knock her out;

460
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:01,390
nothing permanent, okay?

461
00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:01,700
Hold your fire!

462
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,700
[ALL gasp]

463
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:07,400
[BEERUS]
Whis, we're leaving.

464
00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:08,530
But sir?

465
00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:10,900
Get me back home, Whis! Now!

466
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:12,500
[groans]

467
00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:14,440
[WHIS]
Try to hold it in, my lord!

468
00:20:16,810 --> 00:20:19,540
You guys got a smarty-pants
explanation for that?

469
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:21,750
Too many exotic cuisines
from around the world

470
00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:24,450
mixed together, causing a
chemical reaction, perhaps?

471
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,920
Is it possible the flavor
was so intense not even

472
00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:28,950
a god's stomach
could tolerate it?

473
00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:30,420
[BULMA, SENBEI]
Hmm.

474
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,360
Or maybe it's 'cause
nobody bothered to clean

475
00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:34,890
that machine after it just
finished making a poop.

476
00:20:34,930 --> 00:20:38,760
[GOKU laughs]
Oh man, that is nasty!

477
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,530
[SENBEI] Sorry about leaving
this place in such disarray.

478
00:20:41,570 --> 00:20:42,630
I feel horrible.

479
00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:43,900
[MR. SATAN laughing]

480
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:47,340
I'm fine! I can fix this
mess up with my eyes closed!

481
00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:49,840
You just focus on
doing your science-y stuff!

482
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,740
[SENBEI]
Really? Are you sure?

483
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:54,710
Doc, y'know, you should try to
be more careful in the future.

484
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,450
What? You're the ones
who made this mess

485
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,820
in the first place!
We're just lucky that tonic's

486
00:20:58,850 --> 00:21:00,590
awful effects
didn't last longer!

487
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:01,750
Otherwise, things
could've turned out

488
00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:04,760
even worse than they did!
Much, much worse, in fact!

489
00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:06,020
[ARALE]
Oh, right.

490
00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:07,990
[GATCHANS]
Cupi-poo.

491
00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:09,490
Bye-cha!

492
00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:11,930
Hey, we'll have to spar
again sometime, okay!

493
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,800
[ARALE] You got it! And don't
make me wait another 30 years!

494
00:21:15,830 --> 00:21:16,940
[GOKU chuckles]

495
00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:18,300
[yawns]

496
00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:20,940
All of a sudden, I feel the
urge to do some inventing!

497
00:21:20,970 --> 00:21:22,570
Come on, Trunks, let's go home.

498
00:21:22,610 --> 00:21:24,680
--We can't leave yet, Mom.
--[BULMA] Hm?

499
00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:26,950
Aren't you forgetting something?

500
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:34,050
I am never fighting someone
from an 80s gag manga again!

501
00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:45,240
1,2,3 I'm hungry. 1,2,3 I'm hungry.

502
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:48,460
Nothing but fried rice fantasies!

503
00:21:48,460 --> 00:21:50,340
I got a passion for the dish

504
00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:52,560
Nothing compares to what it is

505
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:56,400
I don't get my fill, I'm like a monster
(Monster)

506
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,760
Frozen meals, no one could possibly resist.

507
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,900
Let's get this over with

508
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:05,540
Make it spicy and I can't say no

509
00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:07,420
Seasoning is everything, I think so

510
00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:09,800
Bon Appétit!

511
00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:12,200
I'll burn the world straight to the ground

512
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,960
if I can't have that greasy mound

513
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,860
My hunger's not to be ignored!

514
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:21,840
1,2,3 I'm hungry. 1,2,3 I'm hungry.

515
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,780
Nothing but fried rice fantasies

516
00:22:23,780 --> 00:22:28,980
I want fried rice, I'm so hungry!

517
00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:38,710
[GOKU]
Hey! It's me, Goku!

518
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,050
Whoa, Lord Beerus,
are those guys from

519
00:22:41,130 --> 00:22:43,130
the Sixth Universe
invading Earth?

520
00:22:43,210 --> 00:22:44,500
Does this mean
we're gonna get to have

521
00:22:44,590 --> 00:22:46,800
another awesome fight,
like last time?

522
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,800
Oh, goody! I can't wait!

523
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:52,170
Whoa, time out. We're competing
against them in baseball?

524
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:53,800
Okay, sure, why not!

525
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,500
Just one thing.
What's baseball?

526
00:22:56,590 --> 00:22:58,880
Next time,
on Dragon Ball Super:

527
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,960
Make sure you don't
miss it, okay?